張貼用，粗魯人。

Me : Hello?

Leo : Hi. ...Hi, Jessie. It's Leo.

Me : Oh, hi ! Uh... I'm not Jessie. It's Kay.

(Someone else beside Leo) Tom : Yeah, her name's Kay! Not Jessie!

Leo : Right! Kay! I'm sorry. ... uh, Tom told me I can call you.

Me : What can I do for you ?

Leo : Well...

Tom : We're thinking about having some @$#& next time we go to Taiwan.

Me : Sounds good ! I can prepare them.

Tom : We heard that's popular in Taiwan. You got so many ways to deal with it.

Me : True ! So when are you going to visit here ? ....Hello?

No one answered anymore, so I hung up my cell.

The truth is, all the above happened in my dream this morning.

Leo is Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tom next to him is Tom Hanks.

And what the hell is @$#&

I'm not that sure but I thought it should be sort of seafood, like lobster.